February 2011
21 posts
We fucked up bigger and better than any other...
cowboytyrone:
” We’re young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We’re supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other’s brains out. We were designed to party. We owe it to ourselves to party hard. We owe it to each other. This is it. This is our time.”
-Nathan
thank the lord for immortality.
Sadism
Sitter in law (SIL) yells at my nephew for getting a note from school telling her that he was "bad" at school today. My neice (N) smiles.
SIL: Why are you smiling?
N: I wasn't smiling about that!
SIL: What were you smiling about then?
N: I don't know!
SIL: You like seeing your brother in trouble? Thats messed up! That just sadistic!
N: Whats sadistic?
SIL: Wheres your dictionary?!? Look it up!
N: How do you spell it? I can't find it!
SIL: Spell it out!
N: I still can't find it!
SIL: Let me see! Its under sadism! It means to get pleasure or joy as a result of inflicting pain or watching pain inflicted on others. You don't want to be that kind of person!
N: (while crying) I'm not mean!
SIL: Go to your room!